Hey, thanks for reading the description. This was just a little project I'm submitting to the Absurdist Comedy Jam. It's a game about being sent upwards for judgment, but then ends up having to give the hat that fits the consumer. And you get funny dialogue if you can deduct correctly.

Update Log v1.1: I have fixed a game-breaking bug that wouldn't let any buttons be selected. Now click away

Update Log v1.2: The Game mechanic of prefrences was incorrect due to another bug that has now been patched